LITTLE HEARTBREAKER

NEW BLOG

2007-06-24T16:59:00.000-05:00

HEY FUCKTARD....ARE YOU STILL LOOKING ON THIS OLD BLOG?

I've moved to My NEW BLOG SITE:
PERFECTION DEFINED.COM

My site has been reborn!

2007-05-16T19:38:00.000-05:00

For all you faithful readers, here's the link to My old site, www.PerfectionDefined.com, which has been reborn, into a blog, and I added a video clip for you all to see.

I'm too pretty to work

2007-05-04T22:19:00.000-05:00

That's right...just like my shirt says "I'M TOO PRETTY TOO WORK" so get those credit cards out and CALL ME. Better yet, just send Me a Tribute while I'm taking My finals this week! I'll be graduating May 13th!

Graduation is near!

2007-04-25T14:33:00.000-05:00

WOO-HOO!!! Finally, I'll be graduating May 13th! Class of 2007! I'll take pics of Me in My cap & gown and post them in My Yahoo Group. I might even flash My perfect ASS!

I've been super busy with all My dorks, fucktards, and slaves that want to worship the ground I walk on! I have a new slave that I'm grooming to pimp out on Craigslist soon. I will post more details in My Yahoo Group. I instructed him to start by purchasing and reading My Amberism stories so he will know just how to worship Me and to know how truly FUCKED he will be. I had him fill out My Blackmail Application so I have all his personal information at My fingertips. I love having new fuck-puppets to toy with!

Of course, the stories are selling like crazy! Especially the tanning bed video! The original video is 87MB so it was WAY too large for Niteflirt's email limit of 20MB, so I had to compress it, therefore, the quality isn't going to be as good as the original. I offered the 87MB version to My painslut for $300 and he accepted (of course!), so if anyone else wants to make a reasonable offer, let Me know and I can tranfer it thru Yahoo Messenger.

I had a piggy contact Me thru Yahoo offering Me CASH for My old sneakers. It worked out pretty good cause I just bought a new pair of Nike's when I was in Florida in February. I still have My old ones that I use when it's crappy outside. Anyway...$200 CASH coming My way for My old, beaten, crappy, smelly sneakers! I'll post pics of both old and new sneakers in My Yahoo Group!

I'm gonna probably take a couple days off here and there this next week cause I have finals coming up next week....YUCK!

Goddess Amber Takes Control: Chapter 6: The Tanning Salon

2007-04-18T08:51:00.000-05:00

There's a special treat with this Chapter, a 6 minute VIDEO of ME, TANNING NAKED and MASTURBATING in the tanning bed!...oh, and there's a story too with a couple other pics, A MUST BUY!!

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4/18/2007 loserpaypig The video that comes with chapter 6 is out of this world. Goddess Amber is beyond generous. She should charge a $1000 for this video. If you don't buy it, you're stupid.

I've got Mail

2007-04-14T20:58:00.000-05:00

Just thought I'd post a few email replies that I'm getting from My stories:

Dear Goddess Amber,

Thank You for Your lovely pictures and hot story. It must be wonderful
to have You take control...

Stunned by Your Beauty,
b
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GODDESS,

Thank YOU so much for your stories, i cannot stop reading them. The more i read and look at Your pictures i find myself totally obsessed with You, hypnotized by Your words and beauty, wanting only to obey You, unable to stop myself
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Hello my Mistress and ruler. Since the day I first saw your photo, I knew my place was under your feet. Your recent story has again taken me to a new level and I live to serve you. I only can now get hard to your vision and dream of you always. I'll pay anything to continue to serve you properly.
Your humble slave
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Paid. No place to leave feedback. Kick me in the nuts and make me kiss your sneakers.
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yes yes Miss; thank You thank You, Miss; You got this dork hard as a rock and ready for more more more, Miss; please please please, Miss

CLICK HERE to link to My stories

Goddess Amber Takes Control: Chapter 5: A Wet Goddess

2007-04-11T08:20:00.000-05:00

Chapter 5 is ready...I took a week off. I was swamped with emails last week from wondering where My weekly story was. Well, I did send a little something special to all those that were paying attention so closely to their Goddess! This Chapter, Chapter 5, got Me so hot and wet writing it, that when I was done, I rubbed Myself into a frenzy and exploded THREE TIMES!! Here's the summaries leading up to Chapter 5....buy them ALL, they all come with great pics of ME!

In Chapter 1,
Goddess Amber's friend Laura took a four month position teaching
English in Japan. Goddess Amber agrees to help out her friend by
filling in for her teaching aerobics at the local gym. Anthony,
the gym's manager makes the mistake of crossing Goddess Amber and
scheduling Her when She did not want to work, and by the end of Chapter
1, Anthony is on his knees kissing Goddess Amber's gym sneakers,
agreeing to change the schedule, and understanding that he is to call
Her Goddess Amber from now on.

In Chapter 2,
Goddess Amber further enslaves Anthony as well as the lesbian
submissive, Joanna, from her aerobics class. While Anthony is out
performing a menial yet expensive chore for Goddess Amber, Joanna is
kissing Goddess Amber's gorgeous socked feet and rubbing herself
off. Goddess Amber then straps on a dildo and rams the dyke
Joanna to high heaven while Anthony finds a heaven of his own (kissing
and licking Goddess Amber's ass while She thrusts in and out of the
lesbian pussy). The Chapter ends with Goddess Amber ordering both
slaves to come back after the gym closes the next evening and to bring
one more slave each who is willing to dedicate their lives to Her.

In Chapter 3,Goddess Amber gives Anthony a knee and
a kick to the groin for being a dumbass and again not following
instructions.Both slave anthony and lezzie joanna bring 2 new slaves
into the mix.Slave Anthony brings a millionaire factory owner named
gary who Goddess Amber promptly takes $8,000 to share with Jill
Almighty on Their shopping spree the next day.lezzie joanna brings her
girlfriend shelly who is totally taken by Goddess Amber. The chapter
ends with a little fun at slave anthony's place where Goddess Amber put
the strap-on to work with all 4 slaves and also has them entertain Her with some sucking action among the slaves.

In Chapter 4, Goddess Amber's friend Jill (known to most as Jill Almighty) arrives. They go for a quick workout at the gym where slave anthony's loser friend Juan tried to pick Goddess Amber up. Almighty Jill easily cons juan and anthony into buying them a very pricey lunch which spills over into a day of shopping. The chapter ends up with juan on his knees in the shoe store kissing Goddess Amber's feet. Goddess mentions to Almighty that perhaps they will be whoring out juan in the future and they get ready to go back to slave anthony's place for some fun.

Chapter 5 begins now....

Click the image below for Chapter 5:

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Kiss My Easter Keester!!

2007-04-09T21:38:00.000-05:00

well, ok, it's the day after Easter, but you can all still kiss My Easter Keester..lol. Anyway, today was busy, as it usually is after a family holiday. All My dedicated slaves can't wait to get back to worshipping My wonderful ASS!

kevin messaged Me, saying he needed to call to hear My voice but his wife was still up so he had to wait, but he still sent his usual $50 Tribute and he said he might not be able to talk...lol...that's ok kevie, I can still take your money just as easy if you are quiet, sneaking around in the dark like a dirty perv!

Then My painslut comes thru for Me, of course, begging for a close-up pic of My asshole. Damn, what's with these asshole pics lately? Is this the new "Starfish Enterprise" or something? lol. I already sold him many pics but he wants EXTREME close-ups! What's next? Colonoscopy pics? Anyway, he got one, with a $100 price tag. Then I made him send another $100 to be allowed to stare at it and worship it for 30 minutes..lol.

Good Friday or Good Freak Day?

2007-04-06T22:15:00.000-05:00

I thought it was Good Friday but it must be Good Freak Day cause the freaks are out today! First mr. stockbroker calls Me, he buys everything I send out but NEVER calls cause he's always working when I'm available. Today is his lucky day...his day off! Then after the call he sends Me two Tributes for $20 each and leaves the following feedback: " A very hot call. Young, sexy, manipulative. She has a bratty voice that will melt your mind." Plus he paid the whopping 50 cents to read this blog...lol...hi, richard, here's your 15 seconds of fame!
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Then salineboy comes along. This freak has called before explaining the procedure of injecting a saline solution into his nutsack. Well, I've seen this fetish before and I assumed there was some sort of sexual enjoyment they got from this but he said it was mostly for humiliation. Well, hey, bring it on! So salineboy sends Me and another Princess each $100 Tribute so we can both watch him on cam, which he only lasted 6 minutes, then turned off the cam. I asked him why and he said that he didn't do this to get laughed at...UM, hello!, McFly!, what do you think "humiliation" is? LOL...and BTW salineboy, I see you too paid the whopping 50 cents to read this blog, so here's your 15 seconds of fame....til next time, cause you WILL be back for more......

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dorky2007 has returned for more ass pics....CHA-CHING$$$$$

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Then My painslut IMs Me, but he knows by now that My time is valuable and he immediately sends $100 Tribute. Then he later asks permission to cum. Normally, My cum tax is $20, but for My painslut, he has a "special" cum tax of $100...lol...which he pays and signs out.

NY State Lottery pays Me $500

2007-04-04T19:19:00.000-05:00

I was sitting in Dept of Motor Vehicles today and I was looking at My ticket # E921 and was thinking that I would play that number later. So I tell My boyfriend to go play "921 straight" for Me and he does and he buys one for himself cause he knows how lucky I am. Anyway...sure enough, 921 came in on April 4th, Evening drawing, 9-2-1, just like that, STRAIGHT! I won $500 and My boyfriend won $80 cause he had his boxed...LOL!

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But enough about NY State paying Me, now onto My piggies:

so first I start off the day with sending more pics of My perfect ASS to My new addicted slave thru Pay-to-view emails while he tries to look busy at his work computer. This is what he leaves for feedbacks:

"another mouth watering pic of Goddess Amber's perfect ass, i so want to squeeze, lick, and bury my face in there. i won't come up for air."

"sitting at work with a hard on thanks to Goddess Amber's luscious ass"

" a closeup pic of Goddess Amber's most intimate parts. i can look and pay, but can't touch or taste"

This goes on for TEN Pay-to-views...lol, but Niteflirt has a "3 feedback limit per day"

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Then I get a notice that dorky2007 has clicked and paid to view My blog...lol. Hey, dorky2007, I know you are reading this, here's your 5 seconds of fame...lol. How did you qualify to have the name dorky2007? Was there a dorky2007 competition? lol...cause I know ALOT of guys that could compete for that title! Anyway, I emailed dorky and asked him if he was enjoying My blog and he replied with:

"oh yes yes Miss; thank You thank You Miss; it is so exciting to see what You are doing to male dorks, even if i cannot tribute like them. this dork was just reading too; a feedback about a close up view of Your Perfect Princess asshole to worship; wow wow wow, Miss; would i love to worship that, Miss. Miss, i bet You really laugh at all us male dorks"

LOL...I can almost hear the stuttering fool as I read it! So, I sent him the close-up of My asshole in Pay-to-view and he left the following feedback:

"this dork is in a state of shock and mesmerized; a close up to worship of the most Perfect Goddess asshole" and begged for another pic, which I sent another Pay-to-view, and a 3rd...all paid by dorky...lol.

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Then My painslut IMs Me asking permission to fuck his GAP (the name I gave his fleshlight, Goddess Amber's Pussy or Goddess' Artificial Pussy). I told him it would cost him a $250 Tribute, he thanked Me and sent it! God, I love being Me!

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Then Kevin IMs Me to see if I'm taking calls cause he likes to send a Tribute first before calling. So I see a $50 Tribute show up, then he's calling into Niteflirt, and when I get him on the phone for a few minutes, I order him to send another Tribute, a BIGGER Tribute, so he sends a nice

$100 Tribute, thanks Kevin, always a pleasure taking your money..lol.

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While I'm on the phone with Kevin, I got Jewfagboy IMing Me asking Me to do a call. Then I got a regular beeping in on My regular line, plus another IM coming in asking about a call! WTF! I feel like an air traffic controller---one on the phone, two in the air, ok, Roger, Jewfagboy, you are clear for landing! So then he calls, I rip him apart, laughing and humiliating him....NEXT!

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Then I look in My transactions and someone is busy buying My AMBERISM series. If you missed out on that, you can find them listed on My IGNORE LINE.

Two for Tuesday

2007-04-03T21:43:00.001-05:00

I was gone most of the day shopping and I was on My way home when My I got a Niteflirt call on My cell phone. It was My painslut call My PHONESEX FOR DUMMIES line so I told him what I was doing and how I was on My way home and how it would be nice to get home to a Tribute. I then heard him tapping away on his keyboard and said "oh yes Goddess, i just sent you $100 Tribute." I pulled into My garage and unpacked My car, unpacked the clothes I bought, and put away the groceries, and still milking My painslut thru Niteflirt..lol. Then I heard My boyfriend pull up and told him I had to go fix him something to eat and My slave BEGGED Me not to go, so I said if he sent another $100 Tribute then I would make My boyfriend wait and I would continue to talk to him. So, he sent the $100 Tribute, and I milked him for another 30 minutes.
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ahhhh....a new slave to torment, buys My Goddess Amber BARES ALL pics and leaves the following feedback: "just purchased her "bares all" pics...now you know where i'll be, sitting at my monitor, drooling, and dreaming about my face buried in that sublime ass. want to feel, smell, taste...(wipes tears from eyes)", then I decide to torment him more with a close-up of My Perfect asshole and he says "oh god, LH just sent me a closeup pic of her asshole, ooooooooooohhhhhh god......that's so fucking amazing...thank You!!!!!!!!!! ", then I continue to sell him pics til it's time for him to leave work and when he gets home he calls Me and I tell him we will be playing the pay-to-view game again tomorrow.

Monday Morning Madness

2007-04-02T14:58:00.000-05:00

well I get home from class this morning and I'm thinking it's too nice out to sit at this computer, then I check Niteflirt to see what's going on and I have an email from My fart sniffer begging to be used! So, I send him a $50 Pay-to-view email, then another, and a 3rd, and a 4th, and the 5th I accidently hit the 9 and send for $59..lol..he pays whatever I send. Then a regular calls Me, so as you can see by the pic below, between 10:01 AM - 11:59 AM I have $232.60. Then I figure I'm off to go shopping for some new bathroom stuff at Burlington's, so I turn on My Phonesex For Dummies listing and sure enough, I'm not in the store 5 minutes and one of My "dummies" is calling to jerk-off to the sound of Me while I shop and laugh at him!

Favorite slave of the day

2007-03-30T16:27:00.000-05:00

My painslut was quite busy today. he started out with a $100 Tribute to talk in IMs with Me. After about 15 minutes I told him I had to shower because I had errands and shopping to do. Then he begged to suffer for Me while I was in the shower so I ordered him to beat his balls with a wooden spoon til I got out of the shower and send Me $100 per ball, which he did! When I got out of the shower he got on cam and here's the pic of him beating his balls! Then he called Me on My Phonesex For Dummies listing and talked to Me over an hour while I was shopping. I was picking out panties and bras, telling him the prices, and he was paying for them thru My pay buttons! One good slave like that a day is all I need! NEXT!

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I want to add that alex bought Chapter 4 today and sent Me this IM: "Goddess - I just wanted to thank you for chapter 4. It was amazing, as always. You are incredible. Sorry for disturbing you, Goddess. I was just excited to tell you how much I love and worship you. I hope my tribute makes up for it." and he sent Me a $50 Tribute and when I told him I was going to thank him in My blog, he sent another $50 Tribute. thanks alex!

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Also, a group member of Mine, jason, FINALLY got the nerve to call Me tonight after worshipping Me since last year and buying everything I send through Niteflirt. I'm sure it will be the first of MANY calls, won't it, jason? Here's the 5 star feedback he left:

It took me months to get up the balls to call Goddess Amber and it was better than i have ever imagined. She is a complete Goddess. The best call i have ever made

fart sniffers, ass worshippers and moneypigs, OH MY!!

2007-03-28T20:41:00.000-05:00

you're not seeing double, this is the SECOND post for today! As soon as I sent out Chapter 4 today, I received an email from one of My fart sniffers saying "Its payday Princess please send me a pay mail for my loser self I beg you and I so want to kiss your ass", which I promptly sent him My $100 Tribute Button and he paid immediately and said "thank you Princess I am such a fart sniffing wimp please send another", in which I did! My little fart sniffer hit it three more times before I drained him:
"I am such a loser Princess lock me in chastity and fart on my face and use me as your ashtray forever"
"Oh Princess thank you so much I am so in love with you I would do ANYTHING for you and your ashes and farts"
LOL...sounds like a good title for a romance novel about a Goddess and her slave "Ashes and Farts"...hahahaha...even though I don't smoke, I would LOVE the idea of using a slave as an ashtray!

Then along comes My painslut and he sends a $100 Tribute so he can chat with Me in IMs...lol

anthony called after reading Chapter 4 that was about him and seeing the pic of Me flexing...lol...he was squealing like a girl saying that I own him...duh! and that he was taking out a loan tomorrow so he can talk to Me every day. This is anthony the wimp's feedback:
"THERE SHOULD BE 10 STAR RATINGS AVAILABLE, GODDESS AMBER DESERVES 10 STARS EVERYTIME. THIS CALL ALONG WITH THE PICTURES OF CHAPTER 4 WERE WORTH WAITING FOR. HER VOICE WEAKENS ME TO THE POINT WHERE ALL I CAN SAY IS YES GODDESS AMBER YES GODDESS AMBER YES GODDESS AMBER YES GODDES AMBER YES GODDESS .AMBER..."

Goddess Amber Takes Control: Chapter 4: Jill Arrives

2007-03-28T10:50:00.002-05:00

In Chapter 1, Goddess Amber's friend Laura took a four month position teaching English in Japan. Goddess Amber agrees to help out her friend by filling in for her teaching aerobics at the local gym. Anthony, the gym's manager makes the mistake of crossing Goddess Amber and scheduling Her when She did not want to work, and by the end of Chapter 1,Anthony is on his knees kissing Goddess Amber's gym sneakers, agreeing to change the schedule, and understanding that he is to call Her Goddess Amber from now on.

In Chapter 2, Goddess Amber further enslaves Anthony as well as the lesbian submissive, Joanna, from her aerobics class. While Anthony is out performing a menial yet expensive chore for Goddess Amber, Joanna is kissing Goddess Amber's gorgeous socked feet and rubbing herself off. Goddess Amber then straps on a dildo and rams the dyke Joanna to high heaven while Anthony finds a heaven of his own (kissing and licking Goddess Amber's ass while She thrusts in and out of the lesbian pussy). The Chapter ends with Goddess Amber ordering both slaves to come back after the gym closes the next evening and to bring one more slave each who is willing to dedicate their lives to Her.

In Chapter 3,Goddess Amber gives Anthony a knee and a kick to the groin for being a dumbass and again not following instructions. Both slave anthony and lezzie joanna bring 2 new slaves into the mix. Slave Anthony brings a millionaire factory owner named gary who Goddess Amber promptly takes $8,000 to share with Jill Almighty on Their shopping spree the next day.lezzie joanna brings her girlfriend shelly who is totally taken by Goddess Amber. The chapter ends with a little fun at slave anthony's place where Goddess Amber put the strap-on to work with all 4 slaves and also has them entertain Her with some sucking action among the slaves.

Chapter 4 begins now…

Click the image below for Chapter 4:

Drunk caller falls asleep again!

2007-03-23T20:54:00.000-05:00

ron...you did it again...lol! Are you reading this? I just sent you the link to this blog so you could read it. This time we talked about 30 minutes then you made the mistake of laying back cause as soon as I start with My hypnotic voice, telling you to "close your eyes, stroke and pay, stroke and pay....." then it was all over! Twenty minutes of dead silence! thanks ron! LOL

and thanks to my painslut for the paying Me $300 to give Me the afternoon off, then I told him he could listen to My boyfriend bang Me if he sent another $300. Being the horny toad that he is, he couldn't resist the offer!

The story has been selling like hotcakes! It's like you guys are waiting at your computers every Wednesday for the next Chapter to come out!

Goddess Amber Takes Control: Chapter 3

2007-03-21T18:40:00.000-05:00

GAP

2007-03-20T22:12:00.001-05:00

This is My painslut's new toy, his Fleshlight, which he wrote "Goddess Amber" on it cause he likes to pretend it is My pussy...LMAO. So, I have called it the GAP ~ Goddess Amber's Pussy" or "Goddess' Artificial Pussy" cause that's the closest he will ever get to the real thing! I've been having alot of fun torturing My painslut the last few days and raping his wallet!

Goddess Amber Takes Control: Chapter 2

2007-03-13T15:49:00.000-05:00

Here's a sneak preview of Chapter 2 of Goddess Amber Takes Control which is titled:
Goddess Amber Takes Control: Chapter 2: Lesbian Joanna
It's a 2500+ word chapter with 3 pics!
It will be sent out via Niteflirt tomorrow.
Click the image below to purchase:

If you missed Chapter 1, then click the image below:

Drunk caller falls asleep!

2007-03-12T20:09:00.001-05:00

OMG....so ron calls Me like has so many times before, always wanting to talk about how I would get him drunk and take his money but this time he WAS drunk...at 5:00pm on a Monday! So, I encourage him to drink more of his beer, such a manly drink...lol. So he tells he's laying on his bed but he's too drunk to get hard..lol. So I tell him how I would be slipping My hand into his pants and reaching for his.....big.....fat....wallet! I told him to "stroke and pay, stroke and pay" and I just kept repeating that and I noticed that his breathing was sounding rhythmic so I just kept repeating "stroke and pay" and I kept saying it softer and softer as if to lulling a baby to sleep and sure enough....he was SNORING!!!

Well, I ask you....what would you do?
a) hang up
b) scream in his ear and wake him up
c) put it on speaker, put the phone down, and milk it til the time runs out!

C, of course!!!! He was snoring away for about 30 minutes. I was messaging My friends telling them that I had a caller on speaker and he was snoring and they were laughing! Well, I finally got bored and ran to Dunkin Donuts for a coffee and when I got back, the call was over so I don't know if he finally woke up or his time ran out. Maybe I should send him a fine for hanging up! LMAO
I've heard of MAKING money while I sleep but not making money while someone else sleeps! Hey, I think I have an idea for a new listing. Add lots of money to your account right before you go to bed, then call Me, and I will talk you to sleep, then milk your account DRY! LMFAO! God, I love being Me!

BUSY DAY!

2007-03-10T22:19:00.000-05:00

wow...busy day! I got home from the gym around 2pm and signed onto Niteflirt and immediately got a call from one of My fuck puppets:
Start Time: 3/10/2007 2:04 PM
End Time: 3/10/2007 3:46 PM
Billable Call Length: 102 Minutes @ 3.69 a min (do the math)

Then I looked at My transactions and more of My stories sold while I was at the gym, 35 so far since Wednesday. Chapter 2 will be ready on this coming Wednesday!

Then brian calls....he calls once a week...he is offering Me 1K to make him into a human chair for a day. Hmmm...it does sound tempting. I told him that maybe after graduation.

call after call. Then the emails come, requesting stories, audios, etc. Pay-to-views going out one after the other!

2 new members paid for the link to My Yahoo Group.
2 callers and ONE FLIRT paid the 25 cents to READ THIS BLOG...LMFAO!

oh yes, and 2 callers paid their CUM TAX!

the list goes on and on but I'm tired and I'm going to bed.....

Give your Goddess the day off!

2007-03-09T08:32:00.000-05:00

so halfway thru the day yesterday I had My worthless bootslave messaging Me on Yahoo wanting to worship My boots on cam. I tell him "not today" but he still begs to be raped. So I put on My headset and called him on Yahoo Messenger and ordered him to send his first tribute of $50. Then I proceeded to tell him what a worthless worm he was, yadda, yadda, yadda. Then order him to send another Tribute, but I want $200, so he sends it. Then I was telling him that I make between $300-$500 a day so if he sent another $50, he could give Me the rest of the day off. So he sends the $50, for a total of $300, all within 30 minutes...LMAO!

So, then I got a brainstorm...I asked him how many days off he could give Me a week and he said he could shoot for ONE, so anyone else? Any of you fucktards up for giving your amazing Goddess the day off? If so, then CLICK HERE TO GIVE your GODDESS THE DAY OFF!

Goddess Amber Takes Control

2007-03-07T17:13:00.000-05:00

Remember how great the Goddess Next Door series was?

How about the Amberism series?

Well, now you can experience My latest writings,
GODDESS AMBER TAKES CONTROL.
(click the image below for the story plus 4 pics)

Summary of Goddess Amber Takes Control: Chapter 1: The Gym:

Even a fucktard like you can figure out that your Goddess Amber, works out regularly to keep Her perfect ass, legs, tits, and abs in shape. Even though Goddess Amber retired from teaching aerobics to milk losers like you full-time (gotta find a job ya love!), in this story She is asked by Her good friend Laura to fill in for a few months teaching aerobics at a local gym. Goddess Amber agrees. She tries to be nice, having to endure the loser manager of the gym, Anthony, following Her around like a puppy as well as lesbian stares that are jealous with desire. But before long, the manager of the gym, Anthony, pisses Her off over a schedule conflict. So Goddess decides to turn the loser into Her sniveling little gym bitch boy. Chapter 1 ends with the bitch boy on his knees before the greatest and most perfect Goddess of all time, and Goddess finally giving in to Her natural tendency to dominate him and perhaps others.
(click the image above for the story plus 4 pics)

ARE YOU GAY?

2007-03-04T19:49:00.001-05:00

GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION

1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has adelicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigsfeet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he urinates where ever he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you're like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be hard strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim"and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his honey in the passenger seat.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous leGay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too.

Today's Tribute & My Biggest Tribute

2007-03-03T22:15:00.001-05:00

I went to the UPS to pick up My tributes and there was a $50 tribute waiting for Me sent from one of MY new subbies who sent Me $100 a few days ago after I showed Myself on cam. I so love getting CASH in the mail!

My biggest CASH Tribute so far to date (cause I'm asked this alot) is someone I still talk to til this day (and I know he's reading this..lol) and he has helped Me ALOT in many ways, anyway, when I first started talking to him through Niteflirt last February, I told him to impress Me with a CASH Tribute and he asked how much and I told him to surprise Me. Well, being the smartass that he is, he said "what if I send you a $20 bill?" I replied, "I will wipe My ASS with it!"

Well, the next day, I received an envelope, I opened it, pulled out pile of wrapped bills....wrapped $100 bills....total of $2,000. Yep, now you boys have something to top...lol.

Assball

2007-03-02T10:02:00.001-05:00

so I was telling this jerkoff at the gym about how I did a teaser video of Me sitting on a balance ball and he said I should do one wearing just a pair of thongs. I laughed and said that would cost someone ALOT of money and he said, "how about $500?" I said, "you have My attention, tell Me more." So, I told him for $500 he could see Me wearing a pair of thongs, sitting and grinding My ass on the balance ball, no touching, take a couple pics and he could have the thongs and ball after I was done grinding on it. Call Me for all the details!

I love when kevin calls cause he always messages Me on Yahoo to see if I'm available, then he sends Me a $50 Tribute, then he calls Me through Niteflirt to be My jerkoff boy! All you other slaves can take lessons from him!

PHONESEX FOR DUMMIES

2007-02-27T16:56:00.000-05:00

I haven't taken calls on My mobile listing, PHONESEX FOR DUMMIES, in a long time. Well, today I was bored at work and I was telling one of My co-workers all about the pathetic fucktards that call Me on Niteflirt. So I turned on My listing and it wasn't long before you freakazoids were lining up to be humiliated by Me! I even handed the phone to My co-worker so she could listen to the caller tell her what a pathetic jerkoff loser he was, as I instructed him to. I'm going to have to turn that account on more often!

PREZZIES FOR THE PRINCESS!!

2007-02-26T15:26:00.000-05:00

I love getting prezzies! I just received a DVD Recorder/VCR Combo. from My Walmart Wishlist. Yep, that's right, yet another wishlist. I had to create it because My little wishlist shitboy has been banned from using Amazon, seeing that he's in the habit of promising prezzies to girls, then cancels them. Anyway, he has always done Me well over the past couple years:
Wireless Cam $259.99
Dresser 149.99
Mirror for Dresser 69.99
Headboard 59.99
Nightstand 59.99
Vanity Bench 249.99
3 piece Patio Set 139.99
Seiko Watch 99.99
Voice Recorder 209.88
Hammock 129.99
Air Cleaner 219.95
Sony Cybershot 349.99
Memory Stick 114.00
RayBan Sunglasses 79.99
Pool Lounger 69.95
Arcade Popcorn Popper 269.95
Sirius Portable Satellite 259.88
BioSilk 37.50
Portable DVD Player 99.99
20" Flat Screen TV 289.99
-----to name a few!

He also purchased a Queen size bed and platform frame from My Walmart Wishlist, it shows purchased, but I haven't received it yet. He has been ordered to get the Panasonic 61" Widescreen LCD Projection HDTV next! Keep buying, My little shitboy!

VALENTINE'S DAY LOSERGRAM

2007-02-23T22:08:00.000-05:00

Did you miss My special Valentine's story and pics? Here's a sample of what you missed:

I watch you coming up My sidewalk, carrying roses and a little box. I
smile to Myself; you are such the hopeless romantic, trying to be chivalrous
and tender. You boys make the best slaves when I break you.
I answer the door and you offer the flowers, smiling broadly. I take
them and drop them, then grind the petals in my ceramic tile floor, watching
your reaction. I can see the life sucked out of you as you watch Me abuse
your gift like I was stepping on your heart. Then I take the candy out of
your other hand and open the box. I take chocolates and......
CLICK HERE FOR THE REST OF THE STORY!

LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD BOYS

2007-02-23T22:04:00.000-05:00

Well it seems that My Yahoo Group is full of chickshit boys that are shivering in My presence and are afraid to post. Oh well, they paid 29.95 to be in the there, so I've made over 2K off of the sniveling idiots...LMAO! So I'm looking for some movers and shakers, some fresh meat to liven up the group. If you think you are capable, then click here to join.

My Leather Fart Sniffer IMed Me begging to send him Pay-To-View email, so I sent him one for $50 for starters. Then the begging began...sent another, then another, total of $150.

Keeping My Ass in shape!

2007-02-09T11:28:00.000-05:00

One of My slaves sent Me a prezzie from My wishlist, an exercise ball for My Perfect Ass and I posted the pics in My Yahoo Group. I even made a short video clip of Me sitting My Perfect Ass on it, bouncing and grinding on it just like I would do on your face! I'm using it as a computer chair so call Me on Niteflirt and I'll be bouncing and grinding on it while I take control of you.

My mini-vacation in Florida

2007-02-04T16:24:00.000-05:00

Well I'm back to kick ass and rape wallets!

Something I learned on My vacation is to allow more than 39 minutes between flights. By the time they de-iced the plane, we took off about 30 minutes late. Thanks to one of My slaves buying Me a DVD Player from My wishlist, I was able to watch My DVDs on the plane. I had planned on watching it in the Atlanta Airport, but instead I was sprinting through the airport like O.J. Simpson to catch My next flight. Then I get on the plane and My seat was next to this HUGE guy that was spilling over into My seat. Lucky for Me, there were some extra seats empty. I'm sure he would have got a real chubby sitting next to Me....FAT CHANCE! LMAO

The temperatures were in the 70's! I stayed with My Grandpa while I was there.
My Grandpa says to Me, "Amber, you have a great gift, you can say something nasty and smile and the same time." Boy, he knows Me too well!! I told him that I must take after him.

I signed onto Niteflirt while in Florida and I see slave tributes and he paid the fee for My Yahoo Group! I love making money while on vacation!!

Soon My vacation was over and I was on My cellphone, waiting for the plane to taxi down the runway and Mr. Dumbass Businessman, who appeared to be irritated that I was on My cellphone, asks the flight attendant in an obvious loud tone, "can we still use our cellphones?" and the fight attendant replied, "yes, until we close the door." Well Mr Buttmunch looked around, pulled his cellphone back out of his briefcase, turned on his cellphone and stared at it blankly, probably trying to think of someone he could call real quick so he didn't look like a jackass...oops, too late! I should have given him 1-800-863-5478 ext 0490518. Then when the doors of the plane closed, he turned off his phone without placing a call. Can we say FUCKTARD? I should have referred him to Goddess Amber's Rehab for Fucktards! LMAO

I got back to the snow and cold Friday night and I spent most of Saturday unpacking all My goodies from Florida, such as My new clothes and shoes from My shopping spree. I allowed one of my dedicated slaves to spoil Me and be My shopping bitch while I was in Florida. Maybe I'll fill you in on the details next time you call Me. I didn't take too many calls on Saturday, but that didn't stop the drive-by Tributes!
Pretty cool, I got paid to unpack! The favorite of the day seemed to be My Teaser Video and at $5, it's quite a bargain!

I allowed one of My regulars to call Me and he kept requesting that I raise My rates. I started at 3.69 minute, then increased it to 5.99 minute, then increased it again to 9.99 minute, each time getting him more addicted to Me and My Perfection.

Today is Superbowl Sunday, but I could care less! More drive-by tributes and today's favorite seems to be My 3 bare ass pics I offer titled Goddess Amber BARES ALL!!!! Oh yes, My little piggies have waited so long to feast their eyes on My Perfect BARE ASS!
An old regular showed up today and I was on a long call when he messaged Me on Yahoo, but he still knew better not to waste My valuable time without sending a Tribute! Thank you, Errol, hopefully we will chat soon! I love making money on a call AND getting a Tribute at the same time. My kind of Double-dipping!

AMBERISM: your New Religion

2006-10-12T10:56:00.000-05:00

Hi all you sluts, subs and losers! I've finally opened up My yahoo group to let you a little closer to the life of your Goddess. If you found your way here and you aren't a member of My yahoo group yet, then click here to pay your fee to join. I'm enjoying watching the group fill up, knowing each of you are devoted to Me in your own perverted way. Many of My boys enjoy body worship, and the longer they worship Me the more religious the experience. Thus, Amberism is born!

I've been very busy lately with tending to you all and working out. On My last visit to the gym, a really well built guy was watching me. I like to wear really tight little nylon shorts and a sports bra. I saw him in the mirror watching Me on the treadmill. I started to cut a sweat and thought about all of you aroma fetish boys. It became really sexy and exciting as I worked out. Maybe I'll let him watch Me again sometime. Or maybe I'll tell him to "give me a call!" Would any of you dirty pervs like to wash My outfit for Me? You have to promise to give it back!

Tributes are flowing nicely, but some of you could be doing better! I'd like to hear from you regarding regular tributes, or picking up monthly expenses, so I can spend My time talking to you and working out to tease you more and more! Post in the group, tell me how you'll sacrifice for your Goddess Amber! Yay! I love being me!

Q-Tip boy!

2006-07-23T17:28:00.000-05:00

Okay, what normal man would stick a Q-Tip in his dick? Keyword is normal...which I don't have too many normal guys calling Me..lol. Anyway, this idiot I will call Q-Tip boy, likes to be humiliated and degraded on cam. On this day, he wanted to be forced to stick a Q-Tip in his dick while I watched on cam. Hmmmm...lets see, I get paid, I get entertained, sounds like a no brainer to Me! I made him tap it all the way down til just the cotton tip was sticking out the tip of his dick...LOL.

***PICS REMOVED***

What an idiot!!! Then he complained that it burned....DUH! Anyway, here's his chance to be famous on My blog! Anyone else want 15 minutes of fame? LOL

Pit Sniffer Loser

2006-06-28T06:39:00.000-05:00

Well, one of you losers has to be first in My blog, so the lucky loser is Pit Sniffer! LOL...that's right, as the name implies, he loves sniffing My armpits! I refer to him as PSL (Pit Sniffing Loser). PSL called Me last night after not hearing from him in awhile. Not that he hasn't tried, but I've become so popular that it's difficult for him to catch Me. Plus he KNOWS how insignificant he is, therefore he waits patiently like a good loserboy.

PSL and I go way back. I remember him calling Me thru Niteflirt when I had My calls forwarded to My cell phone and I was on My way in the store to go to the ATM machine to get money out. As the money was spitting out, I was telling him what a loser he was...lol. Then he stayed on the phone while I drove to the auto shop where My boyfriend was waiting for Me to pick him up. My boyfriend saw I was on My cell and I told him I had a loser on the phone and He said "good, someone has to pay for our car to be fixed!"

Then there was the time at the gym, again My PSL called and I gave the phone to My girlfriend who was next to Me on the treadmill and he admitted to Her what a loser he was...lol. PSL loves to stare at girl's sweaty armpits at the gym and he like to sniff their sweaty, worn t-shirts.

Last night I had him jerk-off in the bathroom, looking at himself in the mirror, saying "I am Goddess Amber's pit sniffing loser!" over and over til he squirted....EW!...LMAO.

God, I love being ME!

piggies, piggies everywhere!

2006-06-27T09:37:00.000-05:00

I know, I know...you've been waiting to hear about My adventures! Well, I feel like an air traffic controller, but instead of airplanes, there's piggies flying in! Got one on the phone, 2 or 3 in IMs, one sending tribute through Niteflirt, etc, etc! piggies here, piggies there, piggies, piggies everywhere!
Just remember, there's only ONE of Me and tons of you piggies so unless I see your name OFTEN in tributes, calls, gifts, etc, then don't expect for Me to remember you! Always strive to be My #1 piggy! OK, that's all for now...more later!